All Hail - "The Aqua Squad"

I am back amigos. I know, I know, it took me a little longer since I posted the first instalment of the series "The Smart Indians." You could say I got drowned in the water that was sprinkled by the so-called delegates of "Aqua Squad" (sic).
Hopefully, I know how to swim and somehow managed to swim out of the water logging, all thanks to our lovely aquamen. Anyway, sparing you the terror of my not so good sense of humour, I would open up with the praise of the pride of our society, the elite 'Aqua Squad.' Before I head on with the praise for the members of the aqua squad, let me enlighten you with who these awakened souls are. If you've ever been to India or you're a proud Indian (as a matter of fact, I really feel proud of being an Indian, no pun intended here), you would at some point of time come through people sprinkling water on the streets, water storage tanks overflowing, taps left open or dripping at any place that can manage to have a tap. So, my dear readers, all these proud Indians who willfully waste the groundwater, without any regards for the fact that the drinkable fresh water that they are wasting with their common-senselessness heads held so high is around 1% of the total water bodies of the earth.

These people or as I like to call them the dunces of the great India, make me feel like picking them up and dumping their dumb asses at a place where they would die of thirst, then only would they really understand the importance of water. What really amazes or rather shocks me is the fact that these people are not some uncivilised, illiterate lads but mature and educated members of our society. And in a nation where people are so frustrated that they are always looking for reasons to fight and vent out their anger, you cannot even think of confronting them and expecting them to understand a really valid point. Even if you somehow manage to muster up some courage and walk up to them to talk about it (praying that he doesn't fight), you are either getting a one-on-one fight or a reply "tere baap ka kya jar raha hai?" ( is this bothering your bloody father?).

Although, the government of India has taken up many initiatives to make people aware of the importance of water and educate them on the ways to save and conserve water. But, we Indians are so "smart" that we simply tend to ignore them and go on a water wasting spree. Let's face the facts.

All said, will all these facts really instil some sense into the minds of our beloved "smart Indians?" I really can't say. Although I am a hard-core optimist but when it comes to the common sense growing in the minds of the bright brains of many of the Indians, my hopes somehow 'goes down the drain.'

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By Viren Khair



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